I am a school teacher. 5 9", slim & athletic, blue eyes, short dark hair. I like to keep fit, swim, and enjoy the arts. I have a Masters degree and would love to meet someone who enjoys good conversation. I love to travel and hope to take time out to visit somewhere with only blue sky and clear blue sea.I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have won several weekends in exotic places. Last summer I toured Cape Town with a centrifugal force demonstration. I run the 100m in 7 seconds. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects and with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the C.I.A. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep; I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. I am often gruntled, kempt and shevelled. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a toaster and a lemon. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka and numerous Nobel Prizes. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. And now I am on NI Dating probably the wildest thing I have done in my life!